Lucas

The most attractive and sexy of the moderator legion, Lucas also has the biggest penis. Legend has it that he has slain countless pussies and fucks Tyler's mom on the daily. He also is known as a sexy beast.

Not much is known about Lucas; he is only active on the server when vulgar and/or snarky remarks are necessary. He is referred to as the Dadmin, arguably because he is D A D  D Y.

Lucas' earliest interactions with Tyler are during the beginnings of Tyler's streaming career. He was first spotted on Nooblet's stream with the username Asshats123. After many questionable comments, Tyler invited him to play Overwatch along with Danny, and he eventually became the Dadmin we know today.

Contrary to popular belief, Lucas is heterosexual with gay tendencies. He enjoys long walks on the beach and showing people his square toes. He spends his days playing video games and playing with his doggos. He aspires to be a contortist and to eventually join the circus.

As stated before, Lucas has incredible physical attributes. Many say his lips are his best feature. His beard grows 4 cm in approximately 6 days. He is 6' tall and looks like a cross between a straw and a baby giraffe.

In a wrestling match, he will always lose; this principle is known as the Asshats123 Principle. In 1987, Lucas was voted 1st for the 1994 Thiccest Men in the World Survey. He fought in the Crusades against the Catholic Church alongside the Pope.

Lucas is currently dating Katto, a blob. They broke up in August 2019 but were later seen together leaving Starbucks in January 2016.