Clue scroll

Clue scrolls
A clue scroll is an item that prevents Nooblet from earning optimum levels of EHP. They are earned from just about fucking anything and seem to have a drop rate of 1000/1. Clue scrolls are the starting point of Treasure Trails - a "minigame" that allows people who have expansion to earn easy karma on reddit. Treasure hunts are primarily known for containing the elusive "White privilege" armor set.

There are five different types of clue scrolls, these are:
 * Easy clues: These contain the very rare and equally ugly monk robes (g) but are more often than not a waste of time and EHP
 * Medium clues: While still as bad as easy clues, mediums can drop Ranger Boots which are currently selling for about 6548 rs3 billions (or roughly 2000 osrs gp)
 * Hard Clues: Kinda like a daily, except it's every half hour and not fun. They often containt alchables that ironmen (btw) can turn into GP
 * Elite clues: Don't. Just don't. Seriously. Do not. Don't bother. Drop it.
 * Master clues: Legend has is Nooblet is still grinding wintertodt after 2 years.

Nomenclature
While the official term for a clue scroll is "clue scroll", youtubers have often tried to give them nicknames to create an illusion of content in their videos. (Yes Tyler, you should feel targeted)

Some of the more common names include but are not limited to: Credit for most of these goes to Waites, sorry for deleting your clue page, there can only be one <3
 * Content scroll
 * Entertainment Parchment
 * Pleasure Papyrus
 * Diversion Document
 * POGGERS content
 * ResidentWakeup scroll
 * Treasure paper
 * Amusement apparatus
 * Sustenance scrawl
 * Scroll of false expectations
 * Master scroll of long grinds
 * Diploma of life wasting
 * Alchables tab enhancer
 * Free "content"
 * 1/10000 chance of free karma